Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty but damn are they exquisite.
Kevin Smith's cult 1995 movie (technically a prequel to Clerks), on this one, your properties are sailboats, which you can upgrade to the aforementoned pretzels. Counters include the Jaws shark, a crystal ball, a Volkswagen (quite uncomfortable) and the Easter Bunny (although the one at the Menlo Park mall is more convincing).
Snootchie Bootchies!